~~I am the blogmaster I speak for the burger and will update this section as the burger speaks to me through my dreams. :)
A rowboat moves across the lake. You are in it. The old man wears a green ball cap, and the old man is smiling. Colours move before your eyes. Pine-tea water, blue sky, the sun. I burger you. Burger be.
MAY TWENTY-FIRST: The eye. A growth protrudes from your wrinkled lid. Do not worry if cleanliness might have spared you from disfigurement. It cannot be prevented now. It is your choice to keep it, or remove it. Ashtray, french door, steam. Burger be, and may your bun remain uncompromised by the fixins.
MAY THIRTEENTH: Keep your ears clean, and your voice down. Pony bead, medical doctor, behind the scenes. Burger be, and may your grill marks be straight.
MAY FIFTH: When stalking through darkness, all one can expect is to find there are the things which do the same. A party, a lion, a tiger, a beautiful woman. Many sesame seeds upon thy bun, and may all thy burgers be cheese.APRIL TWENTY-NINETH: Where snow lays thick upon uneven ground, step lightly. Men with covered faces may be hiding from things more biting than the cold. Peruse the gift shop all you like, they will await you on the border line. A silicone chip, a pony, your father, the city of New York. Many condoments on you, and on the bun you lay in. Burger be.
APRIL TEWNTY-EIGHTH: The spider catches flies because she has spun her web. Museum, rocking chair, a red haired man. Burger be, may your grind be fine but not too fine.
APRIL TWENTY-FOURTH: Don't grind your teeth over phone calls-- it's your own jaw you're breaking. Hardwood, Mother, Thunder. May the grill mark you evenly. Burger be.
APRIL NINETEENTH: A beloved man from the beyond implores that treasure be sought in unforseen places. Keep in mind the rightful owners. Is it worth it? Red sand, church basement, crystal skull, eyewitness, wooden flute, ginger tabby. Burger be, and may all your buns be seeded with sesame.
APRIL FOURTEENTH: Proximity to fame may not be worth feigning delight at parties. Keep your shower clean. Firewood, tin foil, matching pyjama set. Many condiments be upon you. Burger be.
APRIL EIGHTH: When wading through wasit-deep water, avoid the persuit of bears. Keep your eyes on the horizon, and do not stop to poke dead fish. Digital camera, white pine. An old woman, a young girl. A white washed double wide. Burger be, and may all your patties be stacked.
Credit for the scrollbox is owed to hessostrange.